A quirky actor from North Carolina afflicted with wanderlust and bad grammar. Appreciative of irony without being ironic. 24.
Wannabe absurdist playwright. Constantly seeking new music and adventure.
Plenty of foul-mouthed dialogue interspersed with explosive laughter and sarcastic remarks.
If I had crayons I'd scribble half this shit on a clean wall somewhere; but then, how could I share it with all of you?
Quick! Someone make me a .gif of Stewart singing “Baby Got Back!”
Tumblr seems to be BUSTED so you won’t have any distractions…