January 2012
afternoonsnoozebutton:
Blitzer: Coming up after the break - why would your wife make the best First Lady?
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I need to date an astrophysicist.
I’m tired of listening to people who don’t know anything about physics try to tell me the way the universe works. Where’s my Neil deGrasse Tyson?
Motherfucker.
Someone compel my mind.
I need it.
I lust for it.
YOu GUisE!
I just had a dream within a dream within a dream. It was horrifying. Fuck.
Amazon.com: Christian Dubstep →
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
oldkingcrow asked: I think we should consider blacking out for 12 hours in protest of SOPA. We'll have enough scotch.
“My nails are broken, my fingers are bleeding, my arms are covered with the welts...”
– From Antigone by Sophocles (via odeaodete)
Fucking a guy who knows two chords on the guitar
Title of my current autobiography.
Maybe it’s an SNL sketch.
I’m maybe making it all up.
Maybe?
43% say God helps Tebow →
The website Poll Position has released the results of a phone survey that found 43.3 percent of people believe that Tim Tebow and the Broncos win by divine intervention.
Pollsters supposedly surveyed 1,056 people, see the results here.
I would say God help us but if this is true, He’s too busy helping Tebow. As opposed to, say, war torn countries, starving children, weather-ravaged...
Jesus. I’ll never understand guys.
On the other hand…this snow is pretty nice :)
