February 2012
Here's to the evenings you file under: SHITTY...
And the people you can’t wait to file as: SORRY I KNEW YA (And your shitty-ass lame, excuse for being…)
There’s a special circle of hell reserved for mah triflin ass…
Can’t sleep. Have to be up in two-and-a-half hours. Looking at future potential auditions and feeling horribly unseasoned. It’s been so long since I have had a good class in…anything. It’s as if I’ve been phoning it in since last April…….
Oh wait.
It’s frustrating being SO ready to apply for anything and everything but finding my efforts futile...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Alien 1: Did the humans get our message? Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
heh heh…
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“You get shit when you don’t pretend you’re fucking too cool for...”
– Patrick Carney, of The Black Keys, for Rolling Stone Jan. 2012.
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James Franco is doing a photo shoot in the...
No big.
“I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.”
– Tom Waits. (via towerofwonder)
Watchcoketalk:
Here is a clip of Dr. Drew asking Alana if there is any methamphetamine in her go-go juice.
You’re welcome.
“Energy drink and Caffeine drink”…it really is FourLoko.
“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the...”
– Oscar Wilde (via aquiial)
Quick! Someone make me a .gif of Stewart singing “Baby Got Back!”
Tumblr seems to be BUSTED so you won’t have any distractions…
January 2012
I am beginning to loathe how disingenuous actors and other ‘Business’ pros can be. Everything from obnoxiously grateful FaceBook statuses to laughing ad nauseum to a not-funny dressing room comment.
My goal is to keep it genuine. Fuck “the game.” I’m gonna Dolly Parton this shit with sooooo much graciousness.
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afternoonsnoozebutton:
Blitzer: Coming up after the break - why would your wife make the best First Lady?
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