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Singer from North Carolina self-transplanted to Chicago.

Afflicted with wanderlust and bad grammar. Appreciative of irony without being ironic.

27.

Plenty of foul-mouthed dialogue interspersed with explosive laughter and sarcastic remarks.

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twitter.com/Nerbler:

    Uhm, “love is….sending your exes (??)!random-ass fucking texts…(lordyGDjesuscriissssT)

    ”???????
    — 5 hours ago
    Checking out guys on OKC

    "Ooh he has tattoos..? ……"

    "…what the fuck are those tattoos????"

    — 17 hours ago with 2 notes
    tvversionperson asked: Chesticle Funbags would like to formally request a drinking photo with Busty. I feel it needs to happen.


    Answer:

    YES. YESYESYESYESYESANDYES.
    ALSO: Mara and I suggested finding some nametags so we can all wear our FR names…
    BECAUSE IT IS FR SEASON.

    — 17 hours ago
    #godbless #missedueastcoast #bustygettinrusty

    #godbless #missedueastcoast #bustygettinrusty

    — 18 hours ago with 1 note
    #bustygettinrusty  #missedueastcoast  #godbless 
    ourtimeorg:

Thankfully, Obamacare is changing this. 
As of today, there are currently 7.3 million people enrolled in health insurance plans on the exchanges. 

    ourtimeorg:

    Thankfully, Obamacare is changing this. 

    As of today, there are currently 7.3 million people enrolled in health insurance plans on the exchanges. 

    (via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

    — 23 hours ago with 300 notes

    iraffiruse:

    The Quokka

    I don’t say this lightly…buuuuuut….

    #SPIRITANIMAL

    (via daintyrogueinporcelain)

    — 1 day ago with 956805 notes
    zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: How To Seduce A Leo.

Again. Fuck horoscopes…but I’ll be damned if this isn’t the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard ever.

    zodiaccity:

    Zodiac Files: How To Seduce A Leo.

    Again. Fuck horoscopes…but I’ll be damned if this isn’t the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard ever.

    — 1 day ago with 1174 notes

    GODDAMN COUPLES WALKING THEIR DOGS.

    — 1 day ago with 1 note
    #atleastitsSWEETnLOW ?? 
Diabetes: You’re doing it wrong. 
(Note: All this shit went into just TWO cups of coffee. No refills.)

    #atleastitsSWEETnLOW ??
    Diabetes: You’re doing it wrong.
    (Note: All this shit went into just TWO cups of coffee. No refills.)

    — 1 day ago with 1 note
    #atleastitssweetnlow 
    soothsayerr:

eeeeselg:

adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

Lol omg stopppppp hahaha

lololol

    soothsayerr:

    eeeeselg:

    adreianpayne:

    I just want one day without y’all being extra

    Lol omg stopppppp hahaha

    lololol

    (Source: 36q)

    — 3 days ago with 61011 notes

    I just want GrubHub to deliver to my window.

    Come too maaah wiiindooow”

    — 4 days ago with 3 notes
    OK, calm the fuck down Pita Crackers;
-“Distinctly shaped”?? You mean, “Distinctly TRIANGLE?”
-“Make even the simplest dips taste special”?? Yeah, because that dip’s self-confidence is a MAJOR life-priority. 
-Also, those “Carefully selected seasonings” resemble a damn pizza-flavored HotPocket. 
Let’s get it straight TownHouse: These ain’t even made from Pita. They’re somewhere between Wheat Thins, Cheez-Its, and Pepperoni Combos. (Only, NOT because what I listed would taste AWESOME.)
NO!
Just market what you TRULY are:
Another Damn Dippy Thing.

    OK, calm the fuck down Pita Crackers;
    -“Distinctly shaped”?? You mean, “Distinctly TRIANGLE?”
    -“Make even the simplest dips taste special”?? Yeah, because that dip’s self-confidence is a MAJOR life-priority.
    -Also, those “Carefully selected seasonings” resemble a damn pizza-flavored HotPocket.
    Let’s get it straight TownHouse: These ain’t even made from Pita. They’re somewhere between Wheat Thins, Cheez-Its, and Pepperoni Combos. (Only, NOT because what I listed would taste AWESOME.)
    NO!
    Just market what you TRULY are:
    Another Damn Dippy Thing.

    — 4 days ago with 3 notes