"If I ran into Tina Fey again today, I would say: ‘You need to at least pay for my kids’ braces or something from all the money that you made off of pretending that you’re me! My goodness, you capitalized on that! Can’t you contribute a little bit? Jeez!’"
My “27 is a sexier age…” post was NUMBER 6,000!!!
I’m really okay with that. Two milestones in ONE day!
"One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder."
wish my mom would get here already so the bday shenans can begin and i can stop stressing about mundane crap.
Officially my crazed IDGAF face
Two more opportunities to see deez finger-waves…