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Singer from North Carolina self-transplanted to Chicago.

Afflicted with wanderlust and bad grammar. Appreciative of irony without being ironic.

27.

Plenty of foul-mouthed dialogue interspersed with explosive laughter and sarcastic remarks.



twitter.com/Nerbler:

    …and so it begins 😜🍻👍🎂

    …and so it begins 😜🍻👍🎂

    — 1 day ago
    "If I ran into Tina Fey again today, I would say: ‘You need to at least pay for my kids’ braces or something from all the money that you made off of pretending that you’re me! My goodness, you capitalized on that! Can’t you contribute a little bit? Jeez!’"
    — 1 day ago with 31 notes

    My “27 is a sexier age…” post was NUMBER 6,000!!!

    I’m really okay with that. Two milestones in ONE day!

    — 1 day ago with 2 notes

    27 is a much sexier sounding age than 26.

    — 1 day ago with 4 notes
    #woo!!  #bday!! 
    TOMORROW #bday , #betches

    TOMORROW #bday , #betches

    — 2 days ago
    #bday  #betches 
    If you’re not following Pinkman on Instagram……

    If you’re not following Pinkman on Instagram……

    — 2 days ago with 1 note
    #Aaron Paul  #Instagram  #chunky monkey 
    "One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder."
    (via dosteady)

    this.

    (Source: ohlovequotes, via ewewsashaew)

    — 3 days ago with 37393 notes

    fucking siiiiiiiiigh

    wish my mom would get here already so the bday shenans can begin and i can stop stressing about mundane crap.

    — 3 days ago with 1 note
    Officially my crazed IDGAF face

    Officially my crazed IDGAF face

    — 3 days ago with 3 notes
    #latergram 
Two more opportunities to see deez finger-waves…

    #latergram
    Two more opportunities to see deez finger-waves…

    — 4 days ago with 2 notes
    #latergram