Who is Nerbles?A quirky actor from North Carolina afflicted with wanderlust and bad grammar. I also curse. A lot. And I am 22. Not 13. I love my Mac, driving fast, good music, high-heels, football, roller coasters, new journals, blue-ridge mountains, chips on my sandwiches, knee-high socks, astronomy, the arts (duh), Taco Bell, and spiced rum.
Feel free to drop me a line. I like comments.
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Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Very Pit Of Hell Out Of This of the Day: Sen. Diane Savino (D-Staten Island) speaks out in favor of same-sex marriage ahead of today’s failed vote in the New York Senate.
If, after viewing this seven-minute video, you are still of the opinion that tax-paying Americans should be denied the right to enter into a loving marriage with the partner of their choice irrespective of gender, kindly exit this country.
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This eloquently sums up EVERYTHING I feel about the “sanctity” of “marriage” and how this bill is about equality and fairness, not semantics. I shall be watching you Ms. Savino…you just rocked my world.
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pump-YOU-up. Fail.
I worked out to improve my mood and, maybe, FINALLY get over this cold. Now my abs, ribs, and pecs are sore and it hurts more when I cough. dammit.
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WAITING.
Lunch at the restaurant SUCKED today. And since I’m not going to rant about it, I’ll post this instead: (OK. I’m gonna rant a little anyway…)
30 SECRETS YOUR WAITER WILL NEVER TELL YOU
(But guess what, you JUST. got. told.)
I’d like to add: LEARN how to tip. Tip on the whole bill (Before gift-certs and discounts are applied, alcohol INCLUDED). 20% at lunch (yes, I know you always hear “15%” but that $10 tab with that $1.50 tip is a kick in the face to your waiter. You know we get paid less than minimum wage, right?)
I know, I’m poor too, but almost every server I work with will treat your table fantastically if you show them respect. I mean, we’re literally running around the room for you.
And hey, if you come back to the establishment, next time we may just “forget” to charge your sweet tea…
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My friends Jeremy, Candace, and Jason record
THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY SNUGGIE (PARODY)? TO END ALL SNUGGIE MUSIC VIDEOS.
Reblog if you like poopin’ in your snuggie.
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seeing how far i can get (catching up on a day’s worth of Dashboard) before my Mac dies… :D
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Starbucks Instant Coffee
…is gross. Why do they think this tastes like coffee?
ALL instant coffee is gross.
…is gross, because it “tastes just like Starbucks coffee!”
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I wanna be her when I “grow up”
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dmb and kingcrow—
i’ve finished the formspring-replies vid and i’m waiting for YouTube…curses!
(anyway, it should be up soon)
lurv, nerbles
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The Five Stages of Gaga
ohwellthisisnice:ihatethismess:breadandwhine:tiredofbeingignored:
Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Gaga Be Great
1. Denial- This isn’t happening. She’s not real. “Just Dance” has to be a forgery. She has to be sampling. Oh, I know, this is a cover. No? It’s all her? She writes her own songs? Plays the piano? Actually sings? I refuse to believe this. Believing this would mean believing some girl in her early twenties isn’t your run-of-the-mill Piano Princess, and understands the dynamics of pop music well enough to compose an iconic first hit.
2. Bargaining - In addition to “Just Dance,” I’m just going to like “Papparazzi,” but that’s it! I refuse to be a predictable consumer of pop music. I refuse to like all of her radio singles. There’s no denying the girl is good, but she’s not that good. Wait. Her part in Wale’s “Chillin” is pretty decent. “Poker Face” is growing on me. Okay, pop music puppeteers, I’ll like “Chillin” in exchange for liking “Poker Face,” but I refuse to submit to the rest of Gaga. Never.
3. Contempt - I’m beginning to think this bitch killed Michael Jackson…and look at her…standing up for civil rights, and stuff, who does she think she is? How uppity. Does she think she’s, like, important? Well, she’s not. She’s still just a Pop Princess. She still makes soulless pop music that will mean nothing in a couple of years. She’s not great.
4. Acceptance - Lady Gaga is alright. Not a fan or a hater, just an observer- an observer that’s very doubtful of whether she’ll ever produce anything better, or as good as her debut.
5. Obsession - FAME MONSTER leaks. Holy shit. I think the Universe’s water just broke. Birth of a motherfucking icon. I love this woman. I want to be this woman. I want to go to war for this woman. I want to buy her merchandise, and wait up at ungodly hours of the night to see her perform. There is nothing holy in this world, or as sacred as Gaga. Oh hey, shrine. So I have a shrine in my closet of Lady Gaga? This woman is amazing. I’m going to liveblog my reactions to everything she ever does. I want to meet her. I wonder if she has a secret tumblr I don’t know about.
I like the Strangelove ref. And I love I’m still between 4 and 5…
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gentlemen and nerbles....
dmb:
I have to say, I really wanna try this, but, Jim Beam may be breaking a man law here by fruiting the whiskey… what say you?
A- “Gentlemen and Nerbles” may be my new favorite phrase.
B- I’d definitely say try it. It goes great with coke, what with the cherry-ness and all. I don’t personally love it because the cherry aftertaste ain’t mah thang, but you may like it!
C- I agree, it may be breaking a couple man-laws—I mean, Kid Rock is the spokesperson.
D- Expect your FormSpring response soooooo soon. :D
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