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A quirky actor from North Carolina afflicted with wanderlust and bad grammar. Appreciative of irony without being ironic. 24.

Wannabe absurdist playwright. Constantly seeking new music and adventure.

Plenty of foul-mouthed dialogue interspersed with explosive laughter and sarcastic remarks.

If I had crayons I'd scribble half this shit on a clean wall somewhere; but then, how could I share it with all of you?

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twitter.com/Nerbler:

    
“I dont think I’ll ever have enough confidence. I’m never satisfied with anything I do.” - Barbra Streisand

    “I dont think I’ll ever have enough confidence. I’m never satisfied with anything I do.” - Barbra Streisand

    (Source: bellecs, via myaffairwithnabokov)

    — 28 minutes ago with 156 notes
    oldkingcrow:

uncannie:

Thanks for the heads up, Neil!

Buzz kill.

Or, “Best Reason To Keep Drinking”

    oldkingcrow:

    uncannie:

    Thanks for the heads up, Neil!

    Buzz kill.

    Or, “Best Reason To Keep Drinking”

    — 50 minutes ago with 19 notes

    Quick! Someone make me a .gif of Stewart singing “Baby Got Back!”
    Tumblr seems to be BUSTED so you won’t have any distractions…

    — 2 hours ago with 1 note

    Rihanna - We Found Love ft. VIOLIN - Adam DeGraff (by adamdegraff)

    Just wait ‘til 0:52…

    — 12 hours ago with 1 note

    Fruit Bats - Primitive Man (Acoustic) @ Good Records, Dallas, Texas, 9/1/09; 2 of 5 (by TheWeijiaofdeath)

    A very Zeppelin-esque chord-progression if ya ask me…

    — 22 hours ago

    I am beginning to loathe how disingenuous actors and other ‘Business’ pros can be. Everything from obnoxiously grateful FaceBook statuses to laughing ad nauseum to a not-funny dressing room comment.
    My goal is to keep it genuine. Fuck “the game.” I’m gonna Dolly Parton this shit with sooooo much graciousness.

    — 1 day ago with 2 notes
    Hurt so bad I pulled my own hair. Blame #oldkingcrow for the gratuitous “Busty-B’s”… (Taken with instagram)

    Hurt so bad I pulled my own hair. Blame #oldkingcrow for the gratuitous “Busty-B’s”… (Taken with instagram)

    — 2 days ago with 5 notes
    #oldkingcrow 
    Justin prepping my new rib-piece :)

    Justin prepping my new rib-piece :)

    — 4 days ago with 3 notes

    Sophia Lucia - Total Eclipse (by YourDanceChannel)

    OHMAHGAWDES:GJKNRS:GBJRINGWE:F#)(U%#*(

    — 5 days ago
    afternoonsnoozebutton:

Gingrich: Basically if we just like leave a prize like a medal or something people will go to space on their own so I guess what I’m saying is leave a little mini trophy on the moon and THEY WILL COME.

WHATTHEFUCKidon’teven.

    afternoonsnoozebutton:

    Gingrich: Basically if we just like leave a prize like a medal or something people will go to space on their own so I guess what I’m saying is leave a little mini trophy on the moon and THEY WILL COME.

    WHATTHEFUCKidon’teven.

    — 5 days ago with 43 notes

    afternoonsnoozebutton:

    Blitzer: Coming up after the break - why would your wife make the best First Lady?

    — 5 days ago with 45 notes

    welcometoross:

    Andrej Pejic - Fashion - February 2012

    — 5 days ago with 12 notes
    yeahiwasintheshit:

 i need a trained drinking monkey. thank you.

    yeahiwasintheshit:

     i need a trained drinking monkey. thank you.

    — 5 days ago with 25 notes
    kneedeepinstatic:

fuckyeahweddingideas:

Love this reception sign!

new house motto?

    kneedeepinstatic:

    fuckyeahweddingideas:

    Love this reception sign!

    new house motto?

    — 5 days ago with 583 notes