Ask!   FayceBok   

Singer from North Carolina self-transplanted to Chicago.

Afflicted with wanderlust and bad grammar. Appreciative of irony without being ironic.

27.

Plenty of foul-mouthed dialogue interspersed with explosive laughter and sarcastic remarks.

Web Statistics

twitter.com/Nerbler:

    Seeking nice guys who make rash decisions.

    — 5 hours ago

    mymodernmet:

    Andrew Zo designed the Clifton engagement ring box, a unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.

    MAH ROCK WON’t FIT IN THAT TINY CASE
    *sashays away, trips in a dumpster, drinks alcohol, cries*

    — 1 day ago with 21255 notes

    themouseabides:

    Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

    Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

    (via daintyrogueinporcelain)

    — 1 day ago with 197168 notes

    vintagegal:

    Disney’s Cinderella (1950)

    This week on PROJECT RUNWAY:
    You’ll be in teams of …MICE.

    — 1 day ago with 3883 notes
    imwithkanye:

It’s On. Magic Mike XXL starts production.


I’m sorry…."MYRTLE BEACH"??????OHHHHHHSHIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!

    imwithkanye:

    It’s On. Magic Mike XXL starts production.

    I’m sorry….
    "MYRTLE BEACH"??????
    OHHHHHHSHIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!

    (via popculturebrain)

    — 1 day ago with 211 notes
    "…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine."
    Gillian Flynn (via girl-violence)

    That got some feels…

    (Source: uglypnis, via rushofnostalgia)

    — 1 day ago with 105997 notes
    You’ve highlighted correctly, OKC…

    You’ve highlighted correctly, OKC…

    — 2 days ago with 4 notes
    HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahhhehehehhuuhuhuhu*sob*

    HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahhhehehehhuuhuhuhu*sob*

    — 2 days ago
    — 2 days ago with 222603 notes
    Erryday. #orangeonredonpink

    Erryday. #orangeonredonpink

    — 2 days ago with 1 note
    #orangeonredonpink 

    CHICAGO TB RUNN WITH CLAAAIREEEE!!!!
    This is for you Jesse and Jordan…

    — 3 days ago with 5 notes

    If I’ve got to argue why you should date me
    You’re not worth it.

    — 4 days ago with 3 notes

    spaghettiseven:

    flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

    — 4 days ago with 129949 notes

    Tocar fondo.

    — 6 days ago