A quirky actor from North Carolina afflicted with wanderlust and bad grammar. Appreciative of irony without being ironic. 24.
Wannabe absurdist playwright. Constantly seeking new music and adventure.
Plenty of foul-mouthed dialogue interspersed with explosive laughter and sarcastic remarks.
If I had crayons I'd scribble half this shit on a clean wall somewhere; but then, how could I share it with all of you?
“I dont think I’ll ever have enough confidence. I’m never satisfied with anything I do.” - Barbra Streisand
(Source: bellecs, via myaffairwithnabokov)
Quick! Someone make me a .gif of Stewart singing “Baby Got Back!”
Tumblr seems to be BUSTED so you won’t have any distractions…
Rihanna - We Found Love ft. VIOLIN - Adam DeGraff (by adamdegraff)
Just wait ‘til 0:52…
Fruit Bats - Primitive Man (Acoustic) @ Good Records, Dallas, Texas, 9/1/09; 2 of 5 (by TheWeijiaofdeath)
A very Zeppelin-esque chord-progression if ya ask me…
I am beginning to loathe how disingenuous actors and other ‘Business’ pros can be. Everything from obnoxiously grateful FaceBook statuses to laughing ad nauseum to a not-funny dressing room comment.
My goal is to keep it genuine. Fuck “the game.” I’m gonna Dolly Parton this shit with sooooo much graciousness.
Hurt so bad I pulled my own hair. Blame #oldkingcrow for the gratuitous “Busty-B’s”… (Taken with instagram)
Sophia Lucia - Total Eclipse (by YourDanceChannel)
OHMAHGAWDES:GJKNRS:GBJRINGWE:F#)(U%#*(
Gingrich: Basically if we just like leave a prize like a medal or something people will go to space on their own so I guess what I’m saying is leave a little mini trophy on the moon and THEY WILL COME.
WHATTHEFUCKidon’teven.
Blitzer: Coming up after the break - why would your wife make the best First Lady?